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Christopher Walken answering a census. it is great

And yet in the ...
And yet in the entire? history of the census there have been a handful of cases where a fine was actually levied against an individual. Besides, there are other ways to collect that information, direct observation being one of them.

The 5th Amendment, ...
The 5th Amendment, which says a person cannot be punished multiple times for the same offense, means also that once you pay your fine,? you still do not have to answer. So, if you pay your fine and don't answer, what can be done? Nothing, therefore there is NO requirement to answer.

Maybe you need to ...
Maybe you need to read. That clearly states that "Refusal or neglect to answer? questions; false answers...shall be fined not more than $100." ie, limits officers of the government on the amount they can fine someone whom refuses to answer the questions. It is NOT a requirement TO answer the questions of such officers or schedule.

213 people watching ...
213 people watching this video work for the census department.?

<said,? " I want to ...
<said,? " I want to comments ..."

Do you know who ...
Do you know who else hated census? questions? Hitler.

the ending is cut ...
the ending is cut off...when he closes the door a bobcat roars and he shouts" AGAIN?? We just did it 5 minutes ago!"

: Uh, did you ...
: Uh, did you actually? watch the video?

Actually, Walken? ...
Actually, Walken? brought in his own writers for that show. Bloody brilliant!

Porkfat, thats ...
Porkfat, thats great about the last line...you hear a bobcat? grow he says "again,we did it just an hour ago! Sorry off this the best line in Blazing Saddles was cut as the rating would have jumped 2 "R" the sheriff, with lili Von Stup and she is trying to seduce him, the light goes out and she says "is it true tha your kind is "gifted",you hear ziiiip and she says OH it's true Its true! then cut! But then the sheriff says "maam" I hate to dissapoint you, but your sucking on my elbow!

When he says "have ...
When he says "have a good? one", he looks straight ahead as if he's blind.

I have? dual ...
I have? dual citizenship, with the United States and Florida."Florida is part of the U.S." Don't push your politics on me. I feel enormous pressure to get this right; I wanna win that car. LOL You've got to love Walken.

you have to ask one ...
you have to ask one of the other 79 people. lol?

theres me my wife? ...
theres me my wife? some plants ... we have some candybars ,relly over shot it with that 80

f**k OFF IT'S? ...
f**k OFF IT'S? FUNNY!!!!!!!

"We? have some... ...
"We? have some... candy bars..." lmao xD

Damn! They cut off ...
Damn! They cut off the best part! When Walken turns around his bobcat wife growls and Walken? says "again? we JUST did it!"

This is why people ...
This is why people don't complete their censuses! They don't have permits for their? bobcats!

lol...."what do ...
lol...."what do most people say?" he is the best snl host? ever :D

they repeated this ...
they repeated this sketch? with tina fey and betty white last season

OH GOD I'M? DYING. ...
OH GOD I'M? DYING. SO HILARIOUS.

Goddamn SNL had ...
Goddamn SNL had some great writers back then.?

"My wife's a big ...
"My wife's a big part of? the act." LOL

This is? a great ...
This is? a great sketch.

lol!? classic!
lol!? classic!

we have some candy? ...
we have some candy? bars.......

i wouldnt say that, ...
i wouldnt say that, there are huge chunks of time at night wear im just...? asleep. hours! its rediculous...

"Well I got 4 ...
"Well I got 4 people and my plants." I love? Christopher Walken, he's hilarious!

Yeah I don't know ...
Yeah I don't know there are allot of overly sensitive a*****es on here who like to use Youtube as their soapbox forgetting that people are actually going on here to have fun and laugh and forget about life for awhile. I think the problem with these? f**king douchebags is that they have no life, that's why their on here being total idiots and causing problems. Bunch of stupid, annoying a*****es.

there are huge ...
there are huge chunks of? time at night...where i'm just asleep